As someone who not only works in nightlife, but who ALSO goes out to the clubs on her nights off, I have most definitely heard my fair share of bad pickup lines. So, I decided to compile a list for your amusement. wink wink
PSA: If you are a GUY reading this article, please do not, I repeat PLEASE DO NOT use these pick up lines. Trust.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. But I sure as hell don’t want it to be you.
Can I take you to dinner?
No. But you can buy me champagne right now.
You’re so hot
I know. Thanks.
You must get hit on all the time
I can take you traveling, baby
Naw, don’t want to be trapped in a confined space with you.
Want to come back to my place?
No. I don’t. You ain’t getting this.
What’s your sign?
The STOP sign.
Baby, I could buy you whatever you want
I want you to leave me alone.
You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen
Probably. How many other girls do you say that to though?
Want to come afterparty?
Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind
L. O. L.
Did you hurt your head falling from heaven?
What are you doing after this?
Your boyfriend has nothing on a man like me
There is no comparison, I know.
Please come up with some better lines to pick up on women.
All Women Ever