My Manifesting Tips & Tricks
Sorry, I know it’s been a while since my last post, I’ve been too busy living the life I manifested wink. So now that I’m back, I’m going to share …
Travel Hacks: How To Travel for Cheap
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me how I afford to travel so much, I would never have to pay for a flight again wink. I …
How To Cope With Depression
Let me start this off by clarifying: no, I am not currently depressed. I’m actually at one of the happiest points in my life. But have I been depressed before? …
Life Lessons (Part 2 or 3)
One thing about life that’s guaranteed: lessons will constantly be thrown at you. And the same lessons in life will appear over and over again until they are mastered – …
My Trip to NYC
Well, it’s about time I FINALLY made it out to the Big Apple! Y’all know me: quarantine isn’t going to stop me from traveling! So when my friend Kimmy asked me …
The Best Beauty Service Providers
Being a girl is NOT easy. Hair, lashes, nails, facials, life… it’s high maintenance! And the WORST is trying to find good beauty service providers. Lucky for all you ladies, …
Life Lessons (Quarantine Edition)
As my dad would always say, “life is a journey.” And let me tell you, sis: it’s been quite the journey lately. So after having written “Life Lessons for Everyone,” …
My Trip To Hawaii
NOTHING, not even quarantine, is going to stop me from living my best life. Your girl just went to Hawaii!! And I obvi took a bunch of pics, being the …
Foundations of a Strong Relationship
What’s the point of life if you don’t have someone you love to experience it with?! Seriously. But if you want to be in a healthy, loving relationship (or even …
How To Live Your Best Life
LIVE YOUR EFFING BEST LIFE BITCHEZ!!! Cliche as it sounds, you only live once, so you better damn well make the best of it! We all know I do wink. …
I Got Lasik!
No more Ms. Four Eyes – this bitch got Lasik! Well actually, I did like two years ago… Butttt now that I’ve been glasses/contact free for an ample amount of …
Things To Do During Quarantine
THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! 2020 is def not off to a great start ladies and gents, plain and simple. Who would have ever thought that we would all be quarantined …
My Favorite Makeup Products
What bitch doesn’t love makeup?! Because I sure as hell do! So ladies, I decided to put together a list of my favorite makeup products for all my favorite lil …
I Tried Kybella
SURPRISE BITCHEZ! I tried Kybella! Which, for those of you that know me, this is no shocker. If it’s any sort of beauty self-improvement then COUNT. ME. IN. What …
My Trip to Big Bear
I really wish I could be a snow bunny, but hey, guess I can’t have it all! Aka I went snowboarding for the first time in Big Bear and ate …
The Art of Appreciation
You know how in literally every self-help book they talk about being grateful and appreciating what you have? NEWSFLASH: they’re right. You want the key to happiness? Gratitude and …
Life Lessons For Everyone
Ahh, life. Ain’t it something? Well, I’m about to drop some life lessons on all y’all. If a guy is going to cheat, he’s going to cheat Sorry sis, …
Girls Tell-All: Biggest Turn-Offs In Guys
It’s funny, when I first started writing this blog, I had assumed that all my readers would be female. WRONG!!! I actually have more guys that admit to reading my …
Temecula Wineries
I popped my winery cherry! Or shall we say my grape? *wink* So now that I’ve finally gone wine tasting at the wineries, I can officially feel like the …
My Tanning Secret
Shhh! Jk, my secret to tan skin is out, bitchez! drum roll please … BALI BODY! I am OBSESSED with this brand! To say the least. MY DAYS …
More Good Reads!
What do more sunny days in San Diego mean? More days of me sprawled out at the beach catching some rays – and reading some good books! If you know …
How to Pick Up A Girl The Right Way (And Wrong)
I don’t know what’s gotten into our generation, but guys just really can’t seem to understand how to pick up a girl. And I’m not just referring to getting some …
My Favorite Trader Joe’s Finds!
For those of you who DON’T know: I am OBSESSED with Trader Joe’s! Like actually in love. I’ve even gone on dates shopping at Trader Joe’s – THAT IS HOW …
My First Cruise!
I was on a boat, bitchez!!! A BIG boat. Okay, I was on a cruise ship. FOR THE FIRST TIME! My cherry was officially popped. And with any virginity losing, …
How To Get Over A Guy
Whether you’re dating, talking to, or just hooking up with a guy, as soon as it’s over, it can be hard to get over them. YOU WILL MISS THAT D, …
Guys Tell-All: Biggest Turn-Offs In Girls
Have you ever wondered why a guy just isn’t interested in you? Or maybe you hung out with him, and then suddenly he’s gone MIA? Well sis, maybe you turned …
F45 Training
MY CURRENT NEW WORKOUT OBSESSION!!! Y’all really shouldn’t be surprised though, we all know I love anything and everything Aussie wink. Okay okay, so what is F45 Training? It’s …
What Guys ACTUALLY Look for in Girls
I KNOW YOU LADIES HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ANSWER! What girl doesn’t want to know what guys actually want in a girl? NO GIRL. Case and point. If …
How To Be A Bad Bitch
It’s 2019 bitchez! Time to make yourself into the baddest bitch yet! No more Mrs. Nice Girl. NICE GIRLS GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AND WALKED OVER. Here’s how to make …
I Tried Going Celibate
Yep. You read that right. ME. I went celibate. HUGE shocker to a lot of you, I know. For 6 months (except for one time #oops). But still, that’s a …
The Different Types of Men in Relationships
Ugh, men. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. And although men possess a LOT of the same characteristics, not all men are the same! But, they can be easily …
How To Tell If Your Man Is Cheating On You
It’s 2019 bitchez, and the cheaters are running rampant! It’s more out of the ordinary now to find a man that doesn’t cheat versus a man that does… Sad, but …
A Daddy vs A Zaddy
Who’s your daddy? *wink* The hyper-sexualized term “daddy” is used ALL the time now. Like, I’m pretty sure I say it at least once a day #oops. But some people still …
Worst Pickup Lines at the Club
As someone who not only works in nightlife, but who ALSO goes out to the clubs on her nights off, I have most definitely heard my fair share of bad pickup …
Dating a Man vs Dating a Boy
There’s nothing that I love more than a man. A big, hunky man. AM I RIGHT, LADIES?! wink wink But beware my honeys, there is a BIG, and I mean BIG, difference between …
Christmas Activities in San Diego
IT’S CHRISTMAS SEASON IN SAN DIEGO!!! So if you haven’t gotten cuffed yet, now. is. the. time. Seriously, better get on that… No one wants to go do cute, couply …
Don’t Send D*ick Pics
NO ONE WANTS YOUR DICK PICS!!! I repeat, NO ONE WANTS YOUR DICK PICS!!! Idk in what world guys think that sending a random dick pic to a girl is …
My Favorite Holiday Treats
‘TIS THE SEASON BITCHEZ! I don’t care what you say, Christmas season officially starts when Halloween is over. Facts. Even God himself (aka Starbucks) puts out the seasonal drinks on November 1st. …
My Current Obsession: Spencer Couture Art
A wise man once said, “art speaks where words are unable to explain” – and damn was he right! There’s nothing I love to look at more than a beautiful …
Trending Restaurants & Lounges in San Diego
IT’S TRENDING, YO!!! Lucky for you, I’m a boujee foodie. And I LOVE trending restaurants (or anything trending, tbh). So out of the kindness of my heart, I compiled a …
Must Do: Eyebrow Microblading
What’s a better feeling than waking up next to a guy in the morning with your eyebrows still on? IDK!! It’s probably the best feeling in the world. Seriously. This is exactly …
My Top 13 Must-Read Books
Who doesn’t love a good ol’ book? And if you don’t…. sorry, we just can’t be friends. Because there’s nothing I love to do more in this world than flip …
Love Yourself First
When you wake up and look in the mirror, who do you see? NEWS FLASH: it’s you, bitch! Yep. It’s you. And every day when you wake up, you’re the …
I Tried Chiropractic!
So, we all know how I LOVE acupuncture. And what goes well with acupuncture? Chiropractic! I AM ALL ABOUT HOLISTIC HEALING NOW PEOPLE! GAME. CHANGER. Do you ever have that …
VEGAS, BABY!
WE’RE GOING TO VEGAS, BABY!!! Jk, I’ve already gone enough (it’s less than an hour flight from San Diego, can ya blame me?!). So, I figured I’d make ya’ll a lil beginner’s Vegas …
Sydney Tourist Attractions
Cheers mate! I reckon it’s time for you to have a good read! So, for those of you that don’t know, I lived in Sydney, Australia for six months – …
My Trip to Houston, Texas
Yee haw, partner! Saddle up boys and girls, you are in for a treat. This pretty young thang made a trip to none other than Houston, Texas. Home of the …
How (and Why) I Cut Back on Drinking
I know this going to come as a big shocker to most of you because I’m a California girl in her young twenties that works in nightlife: I cut back …
I Tried Botox!
Okay, I already know a lot of you are judging me for this. Like, “OMG! You’re only 22, Megan! You don’t need Botox!” For the record people, nobody needs Botox, it’s …
Basic Bitch Guide to Fall
IT’S PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON BITCHEZ!!! ASSEMBLE BASICS, IT IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!!! As soon as Starbucks releases their PSLs (aka a pumpkin spice latte for those of you …
Best NOBU Dishes
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the way to my heart is through feeding me Nobu – aka the best Japanese restaurant EVER. And I mean …
My Go-To Smoothie Recipe
If you think I enjoy cooking, well honey, you are quite mistaken. I’ve already accepted long ago that I will never make a good housewife (only a good trophy wife …
Sunday Scaries CBD Gummies
First and foremost, I AM OBSESSED WITH SUNDAY SCARIES CBD GUMMIES! Okay now that we got that out of the way, let’s dive into the real shit. I know when …
The Power of “No”
Remember when you were growing up and your parents would always tell you that “no means no”? Well, funny how you grow up and adults these days don’t seem to …
My Acupuncture Experience (I Loved It!)
Okay okay okay, so what’s the first thing you think of when acupuncture? Needles, OBVIOUSLY. And that’s probably why you’re too scared to go – WELL GROW THE EFF UP! I’m a 5’1″ …
Salvation Mountain
Looking for an adventure? Or just a great spot for a photo shoot? SALVATION MOUNTAIN!!! A painted mountain in the middle of the SoCal desert, what’s more Instagramable than that?! …
Nightclubs for Dummies
Hot babes. Rich dudes. Music. Dancing. Alcohol. YAAASSSS!!!! It’s club time bitchez! There’s nothing I love more than the intoxicating (literally) energy of a nightclub. But there are a lot of …
All You Need to Know About Hair Extensions
Does anyone these days really have real hair? DOUBT IT. What’s the point when hair extensions are at your fingertips? Hell, I take better hair of my extensions than my real …
How To Spot a F*ckboy
In this day and age, the world is roaming with f*ckboys (we will call them “FB”s for short). Walking down the street, BOOM! There’s a FB. Turn the corner, BOOM! …
Joshua Tree National Park
Looking for a little getaway right outside of San Diego? Joshua Tree National Park. GO! It’s cactus, boulder, and desert galore! Swear to god this place is magical – like …
How To Be a Gluten-Free Pescatarian
SURPRISE!!! I’m gluten-free. Shocker, I know. Being a basic bitch ain’t easy. But hey, in my defense, I stopped eating gluten when I was 15 – before it was trendy. And …
Dos and Don’ts of Lip Injections
Praise Queen Kylie for starting a lip revolution! Big pouty lips? YES PLEASE! It seems as though just about everyone these days is getting lip injections (or at least considering them). …
Hidden Gem: Dreamgirls
I love clothes, but hate going to the mall. Like why malls even exist anymore is a shocker to me. Shitty parking, long lines, bad service, missing sizes, unorganized attire? NO …
Aussie Road Tripping
Okay okay, I know what you all think: I’m high maintenance AF. Well, this is partially true. I’m not going to lie, I like being boujee 99% of the time. …
Wonderspaces
Traveling pop-up art exhibit? Um, YES PLEASE! You HAVE TO GO to Wonderspaces! Whether you’re a photographer, Instagrammer, or just someone whose toes curl at art museums, this place is truly …
Boob Job Must Knows
whispers “Did Megan get a boob job?” Surprise bitches, in case you’re blind (which I think it’s safe to assume that you’re not considering you’re reading this post) or just really didn’t …
Aussie Slang
In the land down under, they have quite the plethora of unique slang – bloody hell, it’s like a language within itself! (You see what I did there? wink wink). …
Most Instagram-Worthy Food Spots in San Diego
Aaaaaand the basics come running. But actually – these food spots in San Diego are about as basic and trendy as they come – it’s every girl’s Instagram dream! …