How to Pick Up A Girl The Right Way (And Wrong)

I don’t know what’s gotten into our generation, but guys just really can’t seem to understand how to pick up a girl.  And I’m not just referring to getting some hot chick’s digits, I mean making it past the first date (or if you can even get to that…).

 

DO

Be chivalrous.  Open the door, pull out her chair, give her your jacket.  Chivalry most certainly is NOT dead.  And ALWAYS pay for her food.  Jesus Christ!!!  I don’t care what year it is, be a MAN and pay for the damn meal.

 

DO NOT

Be a blatant asshole.  Despite common misbelief, girls do NOT like when a guy is an asshole.  Yes, girls tend to like overly confident douchebags, but NO ONE likes when someone is flat out rude to them.

 

DO

Be funny.  As Marilyn Monroe once said: “if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.”  Girls LOVE funny guys.  There’s a reason guys with clever pick-up lines are so successful with the ladies.

 

DO NOT

Be boring.  Or be on your phone.  It doesn’t matter how hot you are or how big your muscles may be, NO ONE likes to sit around a dull person.  ESPECIALLY if they’re on their phone.  RUDE.

 

DO

Send cute messages.  Every girl LOVES hearing sweet nothings.  Especially so she can brag about it to all her girlfriends wink.  Also, send memes. Bitchez LOVE memes.  Again, nothing more attractive than a guy with humor!

 

DO NOT

NEVER – I REPEAT NEVER – SEND DICK PICS!  NO GIRL WANTS A PIC OF YOUR DICK!!!  Stop, just stop it now.  If you ever find yourself contemplating on whether or not you should send one, DO NOT DO IT.  Please refer to my previous blog post Don’t Send D*ck Pics to rail it into your brain even more.

 

DO

Be authentic.  Authenticity is rare these days, and girls love it when a guy is true to who he is.  Being confident with who you are is sexy!

 

DO NOT

Be a fronter.  Girls can see rightttt through that shit.  There’s no bigger turn off than a guy who brags and poses like he’s the shit – only to find out he still lives in his parents’ basement.  EW.

 

Good luck out there, guys!

Xx

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