How To Get Over A Guy

Whether you’re dating, talking to, or just hooking up with a guy, as soon as it’s over, it can be hard to get over them.  YOU WILL MISS THAT D, HONEY!  Even if it’s attached to a fuckboy – that’s just how this world works.  Lucky for you babes, I’ve got all the tips and tricks on how to get over your man-who-ain’t-your-man-anymore.

 

MUTE HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Out of sight, out of mind.  SAYONARA, FUCKBOY!  But it’s true: without a guy’s face or name popping up on your feed, you won’t be thinking about him nearly as much.  I’m personally on good terms with almost every guy I’ve dated or hooked up with, so I find it too petty to unfollow them. So that’s why muting them is PERFECT!!!  In the guy’s mind, you’re still following them, but in reality, you never see their shit.  IT. IS. GENIUS!

Of course, if it was a bad breakup, I’m ALL FOR just blocking a dude.  1) You shouldn’t be tempted to look at their lame ass life 2) They don’t deserve to see you living your best life #sorrynotsorry.

 

HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

As the old saying goes, “to get over someone, you need to get under someone else.”  AND IT’S TRUE, LADIES!  Your mind is always going to drift back to the last person you slept with, so make sure it’s not your ex-boo!  Trust.  I’ve tried to evade doing this, but time and time again IT WORKS!

And as Ariana Grande so eloquently put it: “thank you, next! wink

 

FIND A NEW HOBBY

My dad used to tell me growing up that “guys are only a distraction” – AND HE WAS RIGHT!  I cannot tell you how many times my friends or I have just wasted just our time on some douchebag solely because we were bored (and horny).  #WASTEMYTIME.  But on the real: girl’s waste soooo much of their time thinking/worrying about guys who just WASTE. THEIR. TIME.  So the best thing to do is to just be too busy too even worry about some stupid, unworthy dude.  #BYE

 

HANG OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MORE

If you have a solid group of girlfriends, you don’t even need a man, sweetheart!  Oh, you want to go on a dinner date?  GO WITH A GIRLFRIEND.  You want to out to the bars/clubs?  GO WITH A GIRLFRIEND.  You want to do cute, couply shit?  GO WITH A GIRLFRIEND.  PROBLEM SOLVED!

 

GET HEALTHIER

It’s easier to get depressed, upset, or all up in your feels if you’re not taking care of yourself.  HEALTHY BODY, HEALTHY MIND!  Focus your energy on eating right, working out, sleeping well and surrounding yourself by positivity and it will MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN ANY GUY EVER COULD!!

 

GET A GAY BEST FRIEND

Ugh, idk how I could go through this life without my gay best friend, Dillon.  HE IS A GODSEND!  A lot of girls just get hung up on dudes because they like male attention – it’s a fact.  But when you have a gay best friend you have constant male attention.  It’s FABULOUSSSSS!  And what’s better – your gay best friend doesn’t want to sleep with you AND he is your BEST hype man.  Like, you can’t get much better than that!

 

WRITE A POEM

Just like anything that’s floating in your mind, you need to write it down to process it completely.  So just write a poem about all your feelings towards your ex- the good, the bad, and the ugly – accept that it’s over, and then MOVE. THE. EFF. ON.  Ta da!

 

Hope all these ideas help!  And remember: YOU ARE A BAD BITCH AND DON’T NEED NO MAN!

Xx

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