I was on a boat, bitchez!!! A BIG boat. Okay, I was on a cruise ship. FOR THE FIRST TIME! My cherry was officially popped. And with any virginity losing, there is def a lot to be said about it! So let me break it down for you.
So I won a cruise – yes hoes, I WON A CRUISE – to the Bahamas! Over my 23rd birthday! #bestbirthdaypresentever. And not just any cruise: a WOD on the Waves Cruise via the Royal Carribean! Aka it was a fitness cruise – so there were hotties everywhere wink.
So I’m going to enlighten y’all a lil about my first cruise experience:
THERE’S A LOT OF FOOD
And I mean a LOT. There are legit all-you-can-eat buffets that run 24 hours a day… it’s dangerous. Def was not good for my summer bod… oops.
THERE’S A LOUDSPEAKER IN YOUR ROOM
With endless effing announcements. It kind of feels like summer camp – except they serve alcohol.
THERE ARE ACTIVITIES ON THE CRUISE SHIP
Singles’ nights, game nights, water slides, flow riders, fitness workouts, scavenger hunts, you name it! They do it! (Again, it’s like an adult summer camp.)
THE BAHAMAS ARE BEAUTIFUL
I can now officially cross the Bahamas off of my bucket list. And it was so BEAUTIFUL! We went to the island of Nassau – aka, the island with Atlantis Water Park. And you can bet your ass that my bestie and I went down ALL the water slides.
WE DOCKED IN MIAMI
I finally got to caption one of my photos “I’m in Miami, bitch!” and I couldn’t be happier! But seriously, after getting a lil taste, I now have a slight Miami obsession.