My Favorite Holiday Treats
‘TIS THE SEASON BITCHEZ! I don’t care what you say, Christmas season officially starts when Halloween is over. Facts. Even God himself (aka Starbucks) puts out the seasonal drinks on November 1st. …
Must Do: Eyebrow Microblading
What’s a better feeling than waking up next to a guy in the morning with your eyebrows still on? IDK!! It’s probably the best feeling in the world. Seriously. This is exactly …
My Top 13 Must-Read Books
Who doesn’t love a good ol’ book? And if you don’t…. sorry, we just can’t be friends. Because there’s nothing I love to do more in this world than flip …
Love Yourself First
When you wake up and look in the mirror, who do you see? NEWS FLASH: it’s you, bitch! Yep. It’s you. And every day when you wake up, you’re the …
I Tried Chiropractic!
So, we all know how I LOVE acupuncture. And what goes well with acupuncture? Chiropractic! I AM ALL ABOUT HOLISTIC HEALING NOW PEOPLE! GAME. CHANGER. Do you ever have that …
How (and Why) I Cut Back on Drinking
I know this going to come as a big shocker to most of you because I’m a California girl in her young twenties that works in nightlife: I cut back …
I Tried Botox!
Okay, I already know a lot of you are judging me for this. Like, “OMG! You’re only 22, Megan! You don’t need Botox!” For the record people, nobody needs Botox, it’s …
Basic Bitch Guide to Fall
IT’S PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON BITCHEZ!!! ASSEMBLE BASICS, IT IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!!! As soon as Starbucks releases their PSLs (aka a pumpkin spice latte for those of you …
Best NOBU Dishes
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the way to my heart is through feeding me Nobu – aka the best Japanese restaurant EVER. And I mean …
My Go-To Smoothie Recipe
If you think I enjoy cooking, well honey, you are quite mistaken. I’ve already accepted long ago that I will never make a good housewife (only a good trophy wife …