How To Be A Bad Bitch
It’s 2019 bitchez! Time to make yourself into the baddest bitch yet! No more Mrs. Nice Girl. NICE GIRLS GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AND WALKED OVER. Here’s how to make …
Worst Pickup Lines at the Club
As someone who not only works in nightlife, but who ALSO goes out to the clubs on her nights off, I have most definitely heard my fair share of bad pickup …
Don’t Send D*ick Pics
NO ONE WANTS YOUR DICK PICS!!! I repeat, NO ONE WANTS YOUR DICK PICS!!! Idk in what world guys think that sending a random dick pic to a girl is …
My Top 13 Must-Read Books
Who doesn’t love a good ol’ book? And if you don’t…. sorry, we just can’t be friends. Because there’s nothing I love to do more in this world than flip …
Love Yourself First
When you wake up and look in the mirror, who do you see? NEWS FLASH: it’s you, bitch! Yep. It’s you. And every day when you wake up, you’re the …
How (and Why) I Cut Back on Drinking
I know this going to come as a big shocker to most of you because I’m a California girl in her young twenties that works in nightlife: I cut back …
Basic Bitch Guide to Fall
IT’S PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON BITCHEZ!!! ASSEMBLE BASICS, IT IS OUR TIME TO SHINE!!! As soon as Starbucks releases their PSLs (aka a pumpkin spice latte for those of you …
The Power of “No”
Remember when you were growing up and your parents would always tell you that “no means no”? Well, funny how you grow up and adults these days don’t seem to …
Nightclubs for Dummies
Hot babes. Rich dudes. Music. Dancing. Alcohol. YAAASSSS!!!! It’s club time bitchez! There’s nothing I love more than the intoxicating (literally) energy of a nightclub. But there are a lot of …
How To Spot a F*ckboy
In this day and age, the world is roaming with f*ckboys (we will call them “FB”s for short). Walking down the street, BOOM! There’s a FB. Turn the corner, BOOM! …